Do you ever just feel like Ted Mosby?
Because i do.
your favourite celebrity could be pooping right now
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Relevant
Stepping into a puddle with a sock.
im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me
(Source: girlhearted)
